MP Expenses

[jobsaboba]

I caught my local MP today coming out of a shop after just buying a scrabble set, confronted by me he dropped it all over the floor.

So i asked him... " Whats the word on the street" ?

Jobs

[BaldBeardyDude]

I'm sorry Jobs - you were wrong, m8 - it was MONOPOLY - practice for work, see?

[kevin]

Work? what work would that be? practicing that smug smirk they've had on their faces for years

[BaldBeardyDude]

WORK, dude - and boy! They REALLY work - ya don't think you can fiddle THAT much without working at it do ya?

All that subsidised booze, houses, trips, lunches, post MP directorships takes some setting up, you know -it don't grow on trees, these people have to SLAVE for it, sell thier souls.

[rockape]

The House of Common Criminals...

[BaldBeardyDude]

Hey Rocky - just like the sergeants and officers mess, but way more money involved

[jobsaboba]

There is a new version of "CLUEDO" on the market at the moment, Proffessor Plum has been replaced by an MP.
The game is more easy now, as you only have to work out where and with what !

Jobs

[rockape]

Hey Baldy pete and all,

sorry not to many post by me, sticking it to the man and sorting my admin,
this great keeping a sense of humour about these scandals...

peace everyone

[BaldBeardyDude]

Rocky - you just do what you have to, buddy - plenty time for posting and chapping when you're safe and sound, innit! - no worries, pal, there's no obligations here, m8

Peace and love,

Baldy (Pete)

[IamallthatIam]

Work? what work would that be?

i heard they all have to go for a n x-ray before they are offered a post , just to see if there is actually any work in them !!!