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Wear a mask keep away from pigs

Postby jobsaboba » Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:38 pm

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well half right michael !
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Re: Wear a mask keep away from pigs

Postby jobsaboba » Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:40 pm

i think i may have it......
my ears are crackling and im coming out in rashers !

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Re: Wear a mask keep away from pigs

Postby Veronica » Wed Apr 29, 2009 10:13 pm

If you feel like jumping off tall buildings, while flapping your arms, it will be the Flying Pig version.

I think his epitaph should be "Suffer the little children to cum unto me"
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Re: Wear a mask keep away from pigs

Postby Highspirit » Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:27 pm

You need some Oinkment :-)
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Re: Wear a mask keep away from pigs

Postby jobsaboba » Fri May 01, 2009 8:07 am

Anyone got del trotters number ?
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Re: Wear a mask keep away from pigs

Postby MikeThomas » Fri May 01, 2009 10:31 am

I had to see my Doctor. He said " Have you flu ?". I said " No ! I came on the bus "
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Re: Wear a mask keep away from pigs

Postby jobsaboba » Sat May 02, 2009 8:02 am

All good... feeling a bit more perky :rotfl:
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Re: Wear a mask keep away from pigs

Postby Veronica » Sat May 02, 2009 9:31 am

Look ... here's some pigtures

I rang up the NHS help line to find out if I'd got swine flu ... all I got was crackling!

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Re: Wear a mask keep away from pigs

Postby Veronica » Sat May 02, 2009 11:27 am

Pat Rattigan wrote:Letters
Sunday Express
The Tamiflu "anti-viral" stocks, which various governments bought with colossal amounts of tax-money were fast approaching their shelf-life end-date : three years after the "bird-flu" stunt.
So, the "swine flu" episode is not all bad news, is it : all that old stuff shifted to make way for the new, what?
It does remind one of the time that Merieux and SmithKline Beecham had large stocks of "measles vaccine" which was soon to go out of date, in 1994. The UK govt. launched a £3.5 million "measles kills" campaign , then tore up the rules on tendering and awarded the vaccine contracts to ... that's right.
Nothing changes.

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Re: Wear a mask keep away from pigs

Postby jobsaboba » Sat May 02, 2009 3:46 pm

My wife rang me this morning upset that she had run ot of petrol, i asked why she had not gone to the garge to fill up ?
I dont want to get that swine flu she replied.
Isaid you daft twat, it comes from Mexico not Texaco !

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