received a court summons this morning for a parking ticket I got back in May. It's a 15 page document consisting of a Summons, a description of the offence, a Plea Form, a Statement of Financial Circumstances (erm, rearrange the following words into a well known phrase or saying: "Off", "Fuck") and a Witness Statement (which is not signed despite starting with the words "This statement (consisting of 2 pages each signed by me)...")
I've just put it in the handy pre-paid return envelope with "REFUSED FOR CAUSE, WITHOUT DISHONOUR, WITHOUT RECOURSE" written across every page in massive black letters. I'll post it tomorrow and let you know if I ever hear from "them" again.
All rights reserved, all wrongs reversed.