Its Caption Time Again

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Its Caption Time Again

Postby jobsaboba » Thu May 21, 2009 8:23 am

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Answers on a postcard please.

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Re: Its Caption Time Again

Postby MikeThomas » Thu May 21, 2009 9:39 am

Metropolitan Police Admit Mistake In Scalectrix Race Probe
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Re: Its Caption Time Again

Postby BaldBeardyDude » Thu May 21, 2009 9:53 am

Taxpayers money well spent!
(we can get to the caff quicker, saving time on bacon butties)
They must find it hard to take Truth for authority who have so long mistaken Authority for Truth - Gerald Massey
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Re: Its Caption Time Again

Postby kevin » Thu May 21, 2009 3:55 pm

police get bigger boots


(i know where the engine is)
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Re: Its Caption Time Again

Postby MikeThomas » Thu May 21, 2009 4:06 pm

Police buy second-hand sports car from MP
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Re: Its Caption Time Again

Postby bilco » Thu May 21, 2009 4:29 pm

The new Batonburg, makes catching speeders a piece of cake!
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Re: Its Caption Time Again

Postby 1965freeman » Sun Jun 14, 2009 9:52 am

An experiment by the road traffic police into the use of very high speed pursuit vehicles to catch the growing numbers of dangerous criminals suspected of reaching for a fruit pastel whilst driving has been declared a failure.
A senior Police official has made the following statement:

"Whilst the officers were able to catch up with and stop the villains extremely quickly, we found that, (due to the neccessity of surgically removing the officers' legs from the knee down -in order for them to be able to fit into these low-roofed cars) when they attempted to exit the car to effect an arrest they simply 'fell over'
We are now in talks with Monsanto to see if it would be possible to breed especially short officers that could operate these vehicles more effectively"
"Come to the edge, he said. They said: We are afraid. Come to the edge, he said. They came. He pushed them and they flew.” (G.Apollinaire)
I do not offer legal advice, I offer common sense suggestions based on shared knowledge.
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Re: Its Caption Time Again

Postby jobsaboba » Sun Jun 14, 2009 9:54 am

HA HA Good one Drew....

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Re: Its Caption Time Again

Postby freeman-matt » Tue Jun 16, 2009 5:32 pm

police in a hurry to get back to station to check their oaths of office....................lol :giggle:
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