Its Caption Time Again

[jobsaboba]

Answers on a postcard please.

Jobs

[MikeThomas]

Metropolitan Police Admit Mistake In Scalectrix Race Probe

[BaldBeardyDude]

Taxpayers money well spent!
(we can get to the caff quicker, saving time on bacon butties)

[kevin]

police get bigger boots


(i know where the engine is)

[MikeThomas]

Police buy second-hand sports car from MP

[bilco]

The new Batonburg, makes catching speeders a piece of cake!

[1965freeman]

An experiment by the road traffic police into the use of very high speed pursuit vehicles to catch the growing numbers of dangerous criminals suspected of reaching for a fruit pastel whilst driving has been declared a failure.
A senior Police official has made the following statement:

"Whilst the officers were able to catch up with and stop the villains extremely quickly, we found that, (due to the neccessity of surgically removing the officers' legs from the knee down -in order for them to be able to fit into these low-roofed cars) when they attempted to exit the car to effect an arrest they simply 'fell over'
We are now in talks with Monsanto to see if it would be possible to breed especially short officers that could operate these vehicles more effectively"

[jobsaboba]

HA HA Good one Drew....

Jobs

[freeman-matt]

police in a hurry to get back to station to check their oaths of office....................lol