Police Radar

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Police Radar

Postby MikeThomas » Wed May 20, 2009 9:25 am

A woman is stopped by the Policyman with a radar gun for doing 35 in a 30 zone. He asks for her name & address and then for her occupation.

"I'm a penis enhancement engineer" she replies

"What's that?" enquires plod

"Well," she says "It's a service I provide to stretch mens willies"

"How does that work?" asks plod

"Men call me up and I go round to stretch their willies. You know.....6 inches..... then a foot.......2 foot..... 3 foot.....until it gets to 6 foot." she says

"What the hell do you do with a six foot prick?" asks plod

"Well," she says " You stick in a Police car and give it a radar gun!"
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Re: Police Radar

Postby jobsaboba » Wed May 20, 2009 10:33 am

Excellent :rotfl: :rotfl:

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Re: Police Radar

Postby markie b » Thu Jun 04, 2009 3:00 am

:clap: right cant slack back to working on this bloody b cert thing.i was trying to get it sorted before i went sleep but i blinked
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