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Re: the thing about osama

Postby jobsaboba » Tue May 19, 2009 8:21 am

Spot on pete, could not agree more mate.

My favourite at the moment is the car tax advert and the scrappage scheme.

If you dont tax your car... We have the power to crush it...

if you trade in yer ole banger worth £50 you can get £2000 off of a shiny new car...
which of course you will be contracted to work for us for the next five years or so,
terms and conditions apply:
You must tax it
You must Insure it
You must Mot it
You may incur fixed penalty notices (becoming more frequent)
You will have to fuel it with new greener petrol ( which of course will get more expensive)
The Shiny new car will remain our property while we try to find ways of repossesing it from you.

And of course You really need a new car in todays society....
Remember we have moved most of the large foodsores to the outskirts town
"and made their policy to have use by dates for less than a week so you have to go twice"
Remember we have moved many A&E Departments to hospitals on the outskirts of towns.

Erm.... Hang on my ole bangers only worth £50 QUID
If you catch me with no tax you will crush my car or i can pay £170 to tax it
Or i can run up a huge debt with a shiny new one.

Now im no mathematician, but doesnt that mean i can get caught 3 times and still be £20 up on the deal.
And like they say, Theres many a good tune that can be played on an old FIDDLE.

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its not my banking system... and i dont take credit for it !!
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Re: the thing about osama

Postby BaldBeardyDude » Tue May 19, 2009 8:34 am

So, we go abroad, find an old nag of a car, don't register it, use the foreign plates and miss the opportunity to contribute our la-la money to thier cause? :rotfl:

Well, that'll do me :yes:

Love the way we spark ideas here - thanks Jobs, m8 - spot on, mucka :mrgreen:

Wifey and I were just having a fag outside and noticed the weather is cack. I came up with the thought that we'd been promised a scorching hot summer. Now, I know it sounds daft, but mebbe HAARP is being employed to cock that up, so we all get more depressed, aftre looking forward to at least a nice summer. Add the global warming scam hiding the fact we have global cooling due to the decrease in sunspot activity, we get the following equation:

Global warming scam (higher fuel prices x colder climate) + Carbon Tax + VAT + Insurance Premium Tax = Poorer peeps quicker and quicker takeover of everything!

It's supreme intelligence - totally ruthless, supremely evil, but highly intelligent nonetheless.
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Re: the thing about osama

Postby jobsaboba » Tue May 19, 2009 8:49 am

So, we go abroad, find an old nag of a car, don't register it, use the foreign plates and miss the opportunity to contribute our la-la money to thier cause?


The force is strong with you :yes:

And lets face it, Policy men dont understand English...
You think they would bother with a foreign plate ?
Je Suis Freeeee nch Occifer

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Re: the thing about osama

Postby jobsaboba » Tue May 19, 2009 8:55 am

It's supreme intelligence - totally ruthless, supremely evil, but highly intelligent nonetheless.


Except for one thing mate.....

when a soul is left so broken and discarded there really is only one place left to turn :love:

Intelligence may be a full house

but :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: this beats it every time !
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Re: the thing about osama

Postby BaldBeardyDude » Tue May 19, 2009 9:09 am

Absolutely Jobs - let's face it. They have the best brains on the planet working on this, but we have the best hearts and the most love - how can we fail?

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