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Sick Note

Postby jobsaboba » Sun May 17, 2009 10:08 am

If my fiction is a part of ukplc, can i send them a sick note ?
Or ask when i get to retire, and what my golden handshake will be ?
Or what and where i can claim if they sack me ?

Just a thought .

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Re: Sick Note

Postby BaldBeardyDude » Sun May 17, 2009 10:46 am

Yes! - it's simple, the 'benefits' of being a member of the society are, in your order;

Statutory Sick Pay
Old Age Pension
Jobseekers Allowance

Of course, these aren't generous, as they cut into the profits from your BC Bond, so they'll want you to 'claim' as little of all as possible, m8.

Look up, see the aircraft with the persistent trail? - BIG breaths please!!
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