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Re: CAPTION PLEASE

Postby BaldBeardyDude » Mon May 18, 2009 10:30 pm

"Honey - that cop on the phone was a crashing bore"
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Re: CAPTION PLEASE

Postby kevin » Mon May 18, 2009 11:17 pm

the parking meter was over there
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Re: CAPTION PLEASE

Postby Zaniwhoop » Tue May 19, 2009 8:47 am

:police: Police take a new hard line on public phone sex offenses. :police:
Shaw's principle.
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to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul"

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Re: CAPTION PLEASE

Postby BaldBeardyDude » Tue May 19, 2009 8:54 am

Nice one, Si :clap: :rotfl: :clap:
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Re: CAPTION PLEASE

Postby jobsaboba » Tue May 19, 2009 8:58 am

The Bill ?

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its not my banking system... and i dont take credit for it !!
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Re: CAPTION PLEASE

Postby BaldBeardyDude » Tue May 19, 2009 9:01 am

"I see John Spartan has a new patrol car, then"
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Re: CAPTION PLEASE

Postby BaldBeardyDude » Tue May 19, 2009 9:06 am

"Honest Sarge - it just walked out in front of me"

Jasper Carrot stylee - "I turned into a station that wasn't mine and hit a phonebox I didn't have" or "The phone said it was his fault, as he'd been hit the week before" or "I had to swerve several times before hitting it"
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Re: CAPTION PLEASE

Postby jobsaboba » Tue May 19, 2009 9:39 am

New Doctor Who "mini series" goes wrong on first take !

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Re: Caption Please

Postby bilco » Tue May 19, 2009 6:34 pm

Should have reversed the charge.
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Re: Caption Please

Postby BaldBeardyDude » Tue May 19, 2009 6:53 pm

Cracker, Bilco, m8 :clap: :rotfl: :clap: :rotfl:
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