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MP Expenses

PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2009 12:28 pm
by jobsaboba
I caught my local MP today coming out of a shop after just buying a scrabble set, confronted by me he dropped it all over the floor.

So i asked him... " Whats the word on the street" ?

Jobs

Re: MP Expenses

PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2009 12:50 pm
by BaldBeardyDude
I'm sorry Jobs - you were wrong, m8 - it was MONOPOLY - practice for work, see? :rotfl:

Re: MP Expenses

PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2009 3:16 pm
by kevin
Work? what work would that be? practicing that smug smirk they've had on their faces for years

Re: MP Expenses

PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2009 3:50 pm
by BaldBeardyDude
WORK, dude - and boy! They REALLY work - ya don't think you can fiddle THAT much without working at it do ya? :wink:

All that subsidised booze, houses, trips, lunches, post MP directorships takes some setting up, you know -it don't grow on trees, these people have to SLAVE for it, sell thier souls.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Re: MP Expenses

PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2009 11:31 pm
by rockape
The House of Common Criminals...

Re: MP Expenses

PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2009 11:48 pm
by BaldBeardyDude
Hey Rocky - just like the sergeants and officers mess, but way more money involved :wink:

Re: MP Expenses

PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2009 8:27 am
by jobsaboba
There is a new version of "CLUEDO" on the market at the moment, Proffessor Plum has been replaced by an MP.
The game is more easy now, as you only have to work out where and with what !

Jobs

Re: MP Expenses

PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2009 8:45 am
by rockape
Hey Baldy pete and all,

sorry not to many post by me, sticking it to the man and sorting my admin,
this great keeping a sense of humour about these scandals...

peace everyone

Re: MP Expenses

PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2009 9:10 am
by BaldBeardyDude
Rocky - you just do what you have to, buddy - plenty time for posting and chapping when you're safe and sound, innit! - no worries, pal, there's no obligations here, m8 :yes:

Peace and love,

Baldy (Pete)

Re: MP Expenses

PostPosted: Sun May 17, 2009 9:58 pm
by IamallthatIam
kevin wrote:Work? what work would that be?


i heard they all have to go for a n x-ray before they are offered a post , just to see if there is actually any work in them !!! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: