Wear a mask keep away from pigs

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Re: Wear a mask keep away from pigs

Postby tigereyes » Wed May 06, 2009 11:54 am

If there is a swine flu epidemic in your town/village, watch out, the price of bacon will go up because of the pigs flying!!!! :clap:
( sorry, just couldn't resist ) :grin:
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Re: Wear a mask keep away from pigs

Postby jobsaboba » Fri May 08, 2009 7:17 am

Ive heard that Tamiflu only works in cold periods !
I am not wise......I am otherwise !

its not my banking system... and i dont take credit for it !!
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Re: Wear a mask keep away from pigs

Postby BaldBeardyDude » Fri May 08, 2009 7:47 am

So Eskimo ladies are ok once a month? (sorry to ALL ladies, btw)

Tamiflu - wasn't she a country and western singer? stand by your man?
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Re: Wear a mask keep away from pigs

Postby Phil: C » Fri May 08, 2009 5:28 pm

Yuk ... don't do this:
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Re: Wear a mask keep away from pigs

Postby Phil: C » Tue May 12, 2009 6:30 pm

No posts for a few days - the piggery-jokery has ended.

Unless you know different ...
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Re: Wear a mask keep away from pigs

Postby Veronica » Tue May 12, 2009 6:55 pm

Y'awll know about the pigs that do fly? They are called pig-eons.

Which reminds me. Here's a true story about them. "Durin' the war ..." ... "No ... not that one Uncle Albert ... " ("Trotter" ... geddit?)

When I was on the tills, a pig-eon would occasionally come in through the main door (I don't know if it was the same one) ... it used to come in to take a beak around the place (Sorry!). No ... listen ... this is true. One of them took to dive-bombing the Checkouts. It fluttered down on to the till in front of me (which was empty). So I tried to engage it in conversation. I said "Excuse me ... do you speak pig-eon English by any chance?".

And it flew away. (It must have been something I said)
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Re: Wear a mask keep away from pigs

Postby Phil: C » Tue May 12, 2009 8:37 pm

Veronica wrote:And it flew away. (It must have been something I said)

It probably went to Twitter.
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Re: Wear a mask keep away from pigs

Postby wayland » Tue May 12, 2009 8:52 pm

"By the skillful and sustained use of propaganda, one can make a people see even heaven as hell or an extremely wretched life as paradise." - Adolph Hitler
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Re: Wear a mask keep away from pigs

Postby Zaniwhoop » Sun May 17, 2009 9:50 pm

Sow you're saying the government are backing this vaccine? I don't think I've seen many rasher decisions, and we're left playing piggy in the middle. Someone should get the chop for this. I'm very disgruntled :grr: . Don't get me wrong, their snout wrong with a bit of back scratching, but this is ridiculous.
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Re: Wear a mask keep away from pigs

Postby Zaniwhoop » Sun May 17, 2009 10:10 pm

Or as her maj would say "One doesn't see much evidence of swayne flu rind here"
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