Wear a mask keep away from pigs

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Re: Wear a mask keep away from pigs

Postby Phil: C » Tue May 05, 2009 11:22 am

No, no, enough already - make it stop!
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Re: Wear a mask keep away from pigs

Postby BaldBeardyDude » Tue May 05, 2009 11:27 am

Pig sick of it are you?
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Re: Wear a mask keep away from pigs

Postby Phil: C » Tue May 05, 2009 1:19 pm

No, just can't think of any more bad puns - I'm stymied!
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Re: Wear a mask keep away from pigs

Postby BaldBeardyDude » Tue May 05, 2009 1:44 pm

Maybe that's because people have hogged all the good ones? You'll have to put yourself in hock!

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Re: Wear a mask keep away from pigs

Postby jobsaboba » Tue May 05, 2009 2:25 pm

tamiflu eh !
how to make a silk purse out of a sows ear :clap:

goes to show though
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Re: Wear a mask keep away from pigs

Postby Veronica » Tue May 05, 2009 2:40 pm

BaldBeardyDude wrote:Maybe that's because people have hogged all the good ones? You'll have to put yourself in hock!

Or maybe it's just because they're boared.

Talking about hogwash ... do you all remember about Cap'n Pugwash? The children's program, on the Bullshit Broadcasting Corporation? Ran for quite a few seasons, with characters such as:

Cap'n Pugwash (think about it)
Master Bates (think about it ... say it)
Seaman Staines (think about it ... say it)
Roger ... the little Cabin Boy (think about it ... say it)
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Re: Wear a mask keep away from pigs

Postby jobsaboba » Tue May 05, 2009 2:50 pm

oooh yes

All aboard the skylark, ha ha

Think ive got a pirate copy somewhere pml

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Re: Wear a mask keep away from pigs

Postby BaldBeardyDude » Tue May 05, 2009 4:58 pm

Aren't they all members of skull and bones?

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Re: Wear a mask keep away from pigs

Postby Phil: C » Tue May 05, 2009 5:43 pm

You're all crazy, pig-ignorant and should be hog-tied!
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Re: Wear a mask keep away from pigs

Postby Veronica » Tue May 05, 2009 10:09 pm

"Pigs on the wing" = Swine Flew = Swine Flu ... it's in your face.
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