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Wear a mask keep away from pigs

PostPosted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:38 pm
by jobsaboba
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well half right michael !

Re: Wear a mask keep away from pigs

PostPosted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:40 pm
by jobsaboba
i think i may have it......
my ears are crackling and im coming out in rashers !

jobs

Re: Wear a mask keep away from pigs

PostPosted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 10:13 pm
by Veronica
If you feel like jumping off tall buildings, while flapping your arms, it will be the Flying Pig version.

I think his epitaph should be "Suffer the little children to cum unto me"

Re: Wear a mask keep away from pigs

PostPosted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:27 pm
by Highspirit
You need some Oinkment :-)

Re: Wear a mask keep away from pigs

PostPosted: Fri May 01, 2009 8:07 am
by jobsaboba
Anyone got del trotters number ?

Re: Wear a mask keep away from pigs

PostPosted: Fri May 01, 2009 10:31 am
by MikeThomas
I had to see my Doctor. He said " Have you flu ?". I said " No ! I came on the bus "

Re: Wear a mask keep away from pigs

PostPosted: Sat May 02, 2009 8:02 am
by jobsaboba
All good... feeling a bit more perky :rotfl:

Re: Wear a mask keep away from pigs

PostPosted: Sat May 02, 2009 9:31 am
by Veronica
Look ... here's some pigtures

I rang up the NHS help line to find out if I'd got swine flu ... all I got was crackling!

- David, Tenerife, 02/5/2009 09:03


Control the entire population of the world? Piece of cake!

Re: Wear a mask keep away from pigs

PostPosted: Sat May 02, 2009 11:27 am
by Veronica
Pat Rattigan wrote:Letters
Sunday Express
The Tamiflu "anti-viral" stocks, which various governments bought with colossal amounts of tax-money were fast approaching their shelf-life end-date : three years after the "bird-flu" stunt.
So, the "swine flu" episode is not all bad news, is it : all that old stuff shifted to make way for the new, what?
It does remind one of the time that Merieux and SmithKline Beecham had large stocks of "measles vaccine" which was soon to go out of date, in 1994. The UK govt. launched a £3.5 million "measles kills" campaign , then tore up the rules on tendering and awarded the vaccine contracts to ... that's right.
Nothing changes.

Pat Rattigan

Re: Wear a mask keep away from pigs

PostPosted: Sat May 02, 2009 3:46 pm
by jobsaboba
My wife rang me this morning upset that she had run ot of petrol, i asked why she had not gone to the garge to fill up ?
I dont want to get that swine flu she replied.
Isaid you daft twat, it comes from Mexico not Texaco !

:giggle:

Jobs