Gordon the chicken

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Gordon the chicken

Postby BaldBeardyDude » Wed Jun 10, 2009 3:47 pm

Trevor the farmer was in the fertilised egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets' and eight or ten roosters, to fertilise the pullets' eggs.Trevor kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced.

That took an awful lot of his time so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so Trevor could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells.

The farmer's favourite rooster was Gordon, and a very fine specimen he was too, but on this particular morning Trevor noticed Gordon's bell hadn't rung at all! Trevor went to investigate.

The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover but to farmer Trevor's amazement, Gordon had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring.

He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.
Trevor was so proud of Gordon, he entered him into the London Exhibition and Gordon became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The Result?

The judges not only awarded Gordon the No Bell Piece Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.

Clearly Gordon was a politician in the making: Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.

Do you know a Pullitician called Gordon?
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Re: Gordon the chicken

Postby Veronica » Wed Jun 10, 2009 3:53 pm

BaldBeardyDude wrote:Do you know a Pullitician called Gordon?

Gordon Bleu?
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Re: Gordon the chicken

Postby jobsaboba » Wed Jun 10, 2009 3:54 pm

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CHICKEN LITTLE.....


Love that pete hah excellent

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Re: Gordon the chicken

Postby Veronica » Wed Jun 10, 2009 4:13 pm

Gordon Bennett!

Doesn't look like one of the Gay Gordons.
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