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CAPTION TIME 5

Postby jobsaboba » Sat Jun 06, 2009 8:34 pm

YES ITS BUY ONE GET ONE FREE THIS WEEK !!

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Answers on a postcard please

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Re: CAPTION TIME 5

Postby wayland » Sat Jun 06, 2009 8:45 pm

sorry officer i was half way round the track and realised i left
the oven on!!
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Re: CAPTION TIME 5

Postby Veronica » Sat Jun 06, 2009 9:36 pm

"430mph? Don't be bloody ridiculous, officer! Anyway, how do you know it was me?"
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Re: CAPTION TIME 5

Postby spudy » Sat Jun 06, 2009 9:53 pm

no you can't have a bloody autograph no matter how big a fan you claim!!!
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Re: CAPTION TIME 5

Postby wayland » Sat Jun 06, 2009 9:57 pm

"what traffic light"
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Re: CAPTION TIME 5

Postby jobsaboba » Sun Jun 07, 2009 7:22 am

Lapping it up ?

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Re: CAPTION TIME 5

Postby BaldBeardyDude » Sun Jun 07, 2009 7:50 am

I say, Officer - could you not shout, old boy - I have an awful hangover!
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Re: CAPTION TIME 5

Postby bilco » Sun Jun 07, 2009 11:47 am

Honest officer I didn't say YOU was an F...one!
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Re: CAPTION TIME 5

Postby Phil: C » Sun Jun 07, 2009 11:53 am

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Re: CAPTION TIME 5

Postby BaldBeardyDude » Sun Jun 07, 2009 12:07 pm

Never mind the rear light - where's me feckin caravan?
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