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Re: Caption time 3

Postby kevin » Tue Jun 02, 2009 12:28 pm

this new Ageomitor is really accurate, look fred, it says 92 on it
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Re: Caption time 3

Postby Veronica » Tue Jun 02, 2009 12:31 pm

kevin wrote:this new Ageomitor is really accurate, look fred, it says 92 on it

Classsss ... ic!
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Re: Caption time 3

Postby bilco » Tue Jun 02, 2009 2:14 pm

Admiralty Law?.........I see no ships!
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Re: Caption time 3

Postby kevin » Tue Jun 02, 2009 3:51 pm

Fred, why doesn't this police woman do this instead of sitting on her arse all day
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Postby BaldBeardyDude » Tue Jun 02, 2009 4:20 pm

Phasers set to KILL!!
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Re: Caption time 3

Postby Hephaestus » Wed Jun 03, 2009 3:59 pm

" The Force is with me. But my lightsaber is fucked!!" muttered Gladys indignantly..
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Re: Caption time 3

Postby BaldBeardyDude » Wed Jun 03, 2009 5:41 pm

Auntie Gladys to WPC : "Ok that's the speed gun, when do I get the fuckin taser, bitch?"
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Re: Caption time 3

Postby wayland » Wed Jun 03, 2009 5:49 pm

"So i just pull the trigger and and their RFID chip turns off!!!
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Re: Caption time 3

Postby BaldBeardyDude » Wed Jun 03, 2009 5:54 pm

Well, Gladys, I shouldn't tell you this...but if you hit the trigger once, it turns the RFID off - twice, it kills them.......
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Re: Caption time 3

Postby Veronica » Wed Jun 03, 2009 6:02 pm

Police guard for elderly man laughing, as his partner attempts to poke left eye out, with a hairdryer.
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