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Re: Caption time 3

Postby BaldBeardyDude » Mon Jun 01, 2009 5:07 pm

TRIALS OF THE NEW SEE-THROUGH AIRPORT SCANNER GUN ARE COMPLETED AT A PUBLIC DEMO

Auntie Beryl: "Number 45's got her fancy man in again, what's that they're doing, then?"

Uncle Fred: "Think it's the Okey Cokey - in, out, in, out, then shake it all about!"
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Re: Caption time 3

Postby kevin » Mon Jun 01, 2009 5:15 pm

WOW hold it up to the light man!! look at the colours :sun:
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Re: Caption time 3

Postby jobsaboba » Mon Jun 01, 2009 5:16 pm

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Can i keep it please ?

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its not my banking system... and i dont take credit for it !!
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Re: Caption time 3

Postby Veronica » Mon Jun 01, 2009 6:51 pm

"These new-fangled portable TVs are amazing ... but the program is very boring"
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Re: Caption time 3

Postby kevin » Mon Jun 01, 2009 7:56 pm

the bastard government have taxed me so much i can't afford my heating bill, i've got to supplement my pension with some speeding tickets
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Re: Caption time 3

Postby bilco » Tue Jun 02, 2009 5:50 am

Longest police stakeout finally relieved and takes Guinness World Record !!!
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Re: Caption time 3

Postby Veronica » Tue Jun 02, 2009 9:17 am

bilco wrote:Longest police stakeout finally relieved and takes Guinness World Record !!!

Classic!
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Re: Caption time 3

Postby BaldBeardyDude » Tue Jun 02, 2009 9:37 am

The OAP demo had stewards and a strong police presence. Beryl is seen with the quiet-hailer, mandated recently by Jackie Smith, so that demonstrators can be seen, but not heard.
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Re: Caption time 3

Postby bilco » Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:30 am

Police car boot sale was a great success!
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Re: Caption time 3

Postby Veronica » Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:36 am

"We are getting older, but our minds haven't been affected at all!"
"Yes! I know! Isn't it fantastic?"
"Isn't what fantastic?"

Police guard for elderly couple's search for intelligent life on Earth.
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