The 3 Biggest Cop-Outs Known To Man.

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The 3 Biggest Cop-Outs Known To Man.

Postby cassandra » Wed Mar 22, 2017 3:05 pm

It Is The Will Of God.
It isn't my fault – God says I have to do it. It isn't my fault so that means I'm not responsible so you can't blame me and you can't punish me.
People who say this should be given the choice of an immediate double lower frontal lobotomy or to be strangled on the spot.
You might not be surprised how quickly they discover that they don't have to obey God.


I Can't Help It.
If I can't help it then it isn't my fault, so you can't blame me. And you can't punish me, either.
They know they can't help it but do nothing about not being able to help it. Well, that makes them responsible for their actions because if they knew it they should have sought help. If they truly can't help it then they should be confined to a secure psychiatric unit until they can because the chances are that they'll do it again and again and again.
Well, they can't help it, can they?

He Made Me Do It.
He made me do it so I'm not to blame and you can't punish me.
People who say that should be made to stand in Trafalgar square offering free blow jobs. It'll amazing how quickly they'll remember how to say no.
Spontaneous recovery is a marvellous thing.
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