Wisdom of the Idiots; part 24

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Wisdom of the Idiots; part 24

Postby musashi » Mon Oct 17, 2016 4:06 pm

Wisdom of the Idiots; part 24, Getting it Right; Political Correctness & No Child Left Behind


QUESTIONNAIRE

Please answer either YES, NO or DON'T KNOW to each question. Please answer all questions.
Award yourself 1 point for a YES.
Award yourself minus 1 point for a DON'T KNOW.
Award yourself minus 2 points for a NO.

01. Are you against sexism?
02. Are you against racism?
03. Are you against bigotry?
04. Are you against intolerance?
05. Are you against discrimination based on sexual orientation?
06. Are you against discrimination based on gender?
07. Are you against discrimination based on political beliefs?
08. Are you against discrimination based on religious affiliation?
09. Are you against capital punishment?
10. Are you against paedophilia?
11. Are you against child marriage?
12. Are you against forced marriage?
13. Are you against slavery?
14. Are you for freedom of speech?
15. Are you for freedom of conscience?

How did you rate?
If you scored +15 you are perfect and no-one likes you so fuck off.
If you scored between +10 and +15 you're doing well. Keep it up.
If you scored between +5 and +10 you are a little bit iffy. Must try harder.
If you scored between 0 and +5 you are a bad Muslim.
If you scored 0 you are a cautious Muslim and did not take part.
If you scored minus 15 talk to someone. They may be able to help you.
If you scored minus 30 Congratulations, you have just been made an Imam!
Musashi.

In Wisdom of the Idiots; part 25; How to Wish Your Life Away; Why Swearing at Men Improves Sexual Performance; Why Sun Dancing Never Works for Scottish People; and we examine the collected efforts of our first Colonic Irrigation Centre In Bloemfontein.
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