Find a Barrister
Some time ago (don't know when … a few years … doesn't matter) it was decided to put Solicitors & Barristers on an equal footing.
One of the changes was to make access to a Barrister available directly (rather than always having to go via a Solicitor)
If you go here
, the idea is that you can find yourself a Barrister.
The way this works (I'm told) is that the Barrister can help you to create letters and stuff for the court … can even write them for you BUT CANNOT SEND THEM ON YOUR BEHALF, AND CANNOT RE-PRESENT YOU IN COURT. You MUST be prepared to send the letters yourself, and represent yourself in court.
The perfect, ideal, situation … it could be. The Barrister will be thinking 'legal' … so all you have to do is to use enough of that to get the arguments moved around to 'lawful'.
And, not being able RE-present you in court is a bonus, because that means you DO NOT enter the court already under its malevolent jurisdiction.