I am posting this on here because it worked for me today. A doctor onTV said " To have inner peace, we must always finish the things we start and it will create more calm in our lives". So I looked around my dwelling to find things I had started and hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bottle of Baileys, a botle of run, the remaindeer of valiumprescriptuns, an a box of chocletz. Yu haf no idear how fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum. And two al hve a marry crispmouse.
Namaste brethren and sistren.
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