Subject: Public Transport
From: Veronica
Date: 17/4/14 7:52 pm
To: undisclosed-recipients:;

I travelled on a train last Tuesday. As usual (these days) the Guard announced that … if I saw anything suspicious … then I should report it to her, or a member of staff of South West Trains.

I didn’t report anything because I wasn’t sure what ‘suspicious’ meant, and the Guard did not explain.

I’m perfectly sure they never listen to the words that come out of their own mouths.

And I’m perfectly sure that those who write the bollox (for them to recite) never consider exactly what they’re writing.

And so it goes …


PS Actually I find it suspicious that someone could have written that bollox. After all … if they can write that crap … what ARE they capable of?