Subject: More Shetland
From: Veronica
Date: 18/3/14 4:06 pm
To: undisclosed-recipients:;

From My Former Acting First Minister:

And I have an unrebutted claim for the allodial title to the whole of Shetland and 200 miles of seabed.
ROFLMFAO!

Vxxx
PS "200 miles of seabed" = OIL!