Just joined a snooker club, and the owner (think he's a Sikh or he has
a head injury ... lol). Anyway he's on the phone saying he's a
magistrate. So being me, I just can't help myself. So ask him a few
questions. He says it's definitely a court, got the coat of arms etc.
so fuck! He says he's under oath and consent is not required. I tell
him its not a court coz there is no jury end of story. Also I tell him
HMCS is a "for profit trading company" and that's all it is. He
thinks he's under the jurisdiction of elizardbreath the second I tell
him its most likely it's the Crown Corporation of London not her
so-called maj, which of course we all know she ain't since she's in
breach of oath anyway. I tell him its a court of presumption not a
court of law at all, and can only deal with things etc. Talk about
dumbed down and not a clue. Seems like a nice guy, but what I would
call a "mushroom" i.e. kept in the dark and fed full of shite!
Well done, Mark!