Subject: Mr ECHELON & friends ...
From: Veronica
Date: 31/1/14 8:14 pm
To: undisclosed-recipients:;

... has been tracking & tracing all e-mails & phone calls for years.

(ECHELON = An enormous Super Computer System that feeds info to GCHQ, etc. Well-documented )

Now he has some little Wi-Fi 'friends' ... to help him:

(Who would have thought, in e.g. 1960, that we would have to rely on the Russians for our real news ... one day? My, my, how times change!)