It is ESSENTIAL that we extract MAXIMUM ENTERTAINMENT VALUE from
The following is included for your entertainment. Haven't
decided how to extract the most fun from this yet. As ever,
please feel free to distribute (or not) as you wish.
oh dear, oh dear,
oh dear, oh dear... Just had a FINAL REMINDER delivered.
Hmmmm..... Voter Registration form. AND it had an URGENT
slip of paper included. BIG BLACK BOLD printing on RED
paper. WE HAVE NOT RECEIVED YOUR FORM. (My form???) They
must be desperate. HOWEVER....... On reading the form we
see the following delightful details: In the section
marked NAMES it has:
"No Registered Electors".
On the reverse of the document is written:
"...The form is already printed with the names of people
listed as living at this address..."
Really???? The names are "No Registered Electors"????
Really???? Really can't decide where to go with this for
the maximum entertainment value [Fully understood -
Veronica]. Perhaps we should just sling it into the
corner for a few days and let the old thought processes
stew for a little while. Who knows? Perhaps something
funnier may emerge...
Maybe something like:
I herewith return YOUR Form ... since it obviously doesn't belong
You have probably been looking high and low for it, in which case
you can henceforth sleep soundly, now that it has turned up.
There is no need to thank me.
No-Registered: of the Electors family