Subject: Body of missing Irishman turns up in Luton
From: Veronica
Date: 18/11/13 12:27 am
To: undisclosed-recipients:;

Policymen say "death not suspicious ..."

(If I had the first idea what sarcasm was, I would add "... because they found him by checking their Custody Records". However since - as everyone knows - sarcasm is not my style ... I won't add that)