Acting First Minister Stuart: of the family Hill, Foreign
Minister Danny: of the family Bamping, have been in
consultation with (M')Lord and Lady Taylor of Hereford, in
order to create a University Annexe on M'Lud's Estates in Hereford.
Specifically, a University Annexe Campus at Bodenham Manor.
It has been proposed that the following Faculties should be
1. One for Overseas Foreigners ... which will be known as
the Overseas Foreigners Faculty (OFF) ... aka
2. One for Information Technology ... which will be known as
(IT) ... aka FUCK (IT)
3. One for Mechanical Engineering ... (ME)
... aka FUCK (ME)
4. One for other Sciences & Technologies (ST), combined
with investigations into Unexplained Phenomena (UP),
and another International Diplomacy (ID).
The latter four will probably be combined into FUCK (ME) (ST)
Just keeping you up-to-date on the most recent developments.
HRH The Good Queen Veronica of Forvik Island xxx
PS I'm indebted to Emil, who pointed out that one of the first
independent Scottish Television Channels, intended to serve the
Highlands, was originally intended to be called "Scottish
Highlands Independent Television". But I don't think that name
got very far.