Subject: Anyone who wants to see the first stages of a Private Criminal Prosecution ...
From: Veronica
Date: 15/11/13 12:08 pm
To: undisclosed-recipients:;

... is cordially invited to Milton Keynes Magistrates Court, on the 29th November 2013.

For about 2pm(?) (That's an estimate based on information received ... but I know Sir Michael won't be there until the afternoon ... and nothing will happen without him)

The reason is that Sir Michael of Forvik Harbours has initiated a PCP against his ex-wife for Attempting to Pervert the Course of Justice.

(In theory) All the Hearing will do will be to set her bail, and commit her to Crown Court ... since the Maggots have no jurisdiction to do anything else.

I intend to grace the proceedings with my Regal presence.

HRH The Good Queen Veronica of Forvik Island xxx
PS There is usually a small piss-up after these events.

PPS Who needs Disney World for 'fun', when we have Sir Michael?