Subject: My Foreign Minister has informed me ...
From: Veronica
Date: 14/11/13 8:50 pm
To: undisclosed-recipients:;

... that his idea of the Forvegian University & Centre of Knowledge (Youth Or Underprivileged) aka FUCK (YOU) is available to all Forvegian Nationals.

It will offer a 23-year full-time course in The Common Law.

As a Full-Time Student you will, of course, be able to claim exemption from UK Council Tax.

Go'bless yoo-wall!

HRH The Good Queen Veronica (1st) of Forvik Island xxx