Subject: 'TV Detector Vans' cleverly exposed ...
From: Veronica
Date: 1/11/13 5:56 pm
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See the comment:
There is a foolproof way of dealing with the licence people who come round that I have used for years. Hang out the window and tell them to fuck off, then shut the window.
That's my technique, as well.

Remember ... the two most important words in the English language: "Off" and "Fuck" (but not, necessarily, in the order quoted herein)

Never forget those two words.