On the 1st of November 2013, it will have been exactly 20 years
since Her Majesty gave up sovereignty over the people of the British
Isles as the Maastricht Treaty came into effect. On that day certain
rights and obligations were extinguished for both Her Majesty and
the Majesty's former subjects, with the effect that certain rights
and obligations were created. On the 1st of November 2013 these
obligations, if unchallenged before then, will continue in
perpetuity, and the rights will become unchallengable.
Amongst these rights, a central right must be that since Her Majesty
rejects our requests to act as sovereign, sovereignty must remain
with those requesting that Her Majesty perform this role. This leads
to a rather divisive place as, having no common sovereign, the break
up of the people of the Great Britain becomes a dangerous reality.
Though there are many who will no doubt insist - quite lawfully -
upon keeping this personal sovereignty which has fallen to them due
to the unwillingness of Her Majesty to continue in this role [my
ears are burning], there are significantly more who, quite unaware
of the repercussions of the Maastricht Treaty (let alone what a
treaty is, anyway) who are in danger of giving up their sovereignty
for ignorance of what sovereignty is.
The suggestion is to recommend that we set about finding a suitable
Majesty willing to fill this role (*), who will exercise the
sovereignty confided in them justly, wisely and in perpetuity.
(* John Harris has actually done that, hasn't he?)
It's a steady little number, and pays well (considering it is very
much 'part-time'), coming (as it does) with 6-Star accommodation,
and 'a special tax arrangement'.
All transport, uniform (including bling) are provided ... FREE OF
Above average holiday leave, with your choice of destination (this
includes family, friends, etc) - all FREE OF CHARGE.
If you are a bit stuck - getting about - don't fret because we'll
build you a fucking boat, barge or whatever - all FREE OF CHARGE
(just say what you want - leave it us!)
We do, of course, realise, that this is a very prominant and
important position. And it carries a certain, shall we say: "Good
excuse ... to chuck other people's money about ... like there's no
tomorrow"? But - DO NOT WORRY - YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO DO THIS - and
no fucker will complain.
There are many more perks.
These can be explained in detail - after your successful
Please put your application in writing asap, and send it to Lord
Rothschild (for his personal attention), and send a courtesy copy to
the Archbishop of Cunterbury (keep him in the loop).