Subject: Well this may not be 'it' ... but it will be something very much like this ...
From: Veronica
Date: 12/8/13 1:05 pm
To: undisclosed-recipients:;

I came home, from Hereford, to find a "Reminder" that I hadn't paid 7.64 "Council Tax".

So, I've decided that now is the time for me to have a bit of FUN.

See the attached letter, which will be printed (when I've thought about it a bit more), stapled to the "Reminder" ... and posted back to the Borough Solicitor (I don't piss around with 'minions').

(I may adjust it slightly ... it's never a good idea to dash these things off ... and always a good idea to let them swirl around in one's brain for a few days)