I've sent this out to a few people over the years ... so apologies
it you've already seen it.
But, it's an example of the "style" I very quickly developed (by
I did start off very politely ... but the letters kept coming ... so
... I sent the attached letter to FOUR of them ... in one go.
That's EXACTLY what I sent ... to Fredericksons,
Newlyn, Collect Services and Islington Parking Services.
Islington Parking Services: Never heard another word
from them, from that day to this.
Fredericksons: I got a letter from their 'in-house'
Solicitors, Bryan Carter & Co. I wrote to the Solicitor, and
told him he must be a "mentally-retarded wanker" if he was
involved. I said that "Even the Bills of Exchange Act 1882 says
that once a bill is paid, its paid". Two days later I got a
letter from Fredericksons, saying "We can't find your payment".
I wrote back saying: "You fucking cunts are looking in the wrong
column. Don't look as the 'Ins' ... look at the 'Outs' for when
YOU BOUGHT the debt". Never heard another word, from
that day to this.
Newlyn & Collect Services: Persisted with a couple more
letters each. So I did Commercial Liens on the 3 Directors of
Collect Services and the 10 (or so) Directors of Newlyn. Never
heard another word, from either of them, from that day to this.
So ... if you ever feel like "upping the ante" ... I already "upped
it" ... a few years ago.