Mike Bridger responded with some comments/changes.
I asked him if "He could see the content of my script actually
This was his reply (the good bits slightly highlighted):
Well, it happened for me. But, these days,
I prefer to do my admin from the desk at home. However, when
three thugs in cop uniform threatened to break down the door
(Sweetheart was having kittens), I went to the circus, had a bit
of a chat with Clerky, who said:
So ... I think my script could be considered reasonable.
"MISTER BRIDGER! If you carry on like this, I'll have one of
the Magistrates charge you with Contempt of Court."
To which I replied:
"Madame, you have not yet established that you HAVE a court."
Again, my reward was her silence of ten seconds.
There were 'fines' of nearly £4K with alternatives of three months
in custardy or seizure of the car. None of which have
happened after 17 months.