As they walk, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the
most beautiful woman in the world"
"I am entering" says Snow White. After half an hour she
comes out and they ask her, "Well, how did you do? ..."First
Place" says Snow White.
They continue walking, and see a sign: "Contest for the
strongest man in the world"
"I'm entering" says Superman. After half an hour he returns
and they ask him "How did you do?" ... "First Place"
answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"
They continue walking when they see a sign: "Contest! Who is
the greatest liar in the world?"
Pinocchio enters. After half an hour he returns with tears in his
eyes. "What happened?" they asked.
"I came last. Who the hell is Blair, Brown, Clegg,
Milliband,Osborne & Cameron?" asked Pinocchio.