I had a fight this morning.
With a bag of sugar.
I thought ... "Sod it! They've changed the way they're opened!
Fucking 'advances in technology'! How is an OAP supposed to
contend with this??"
Well ... I got it opened, eventually.
PS Then, as I put the bag back into the larder ... I noticed I'd
opened the bottom ... not the top. Me? No ... I wasn't distracted
... I wasn't thinking about something else at the time.