Subject: Distracted? Not me!
From: Veronica
Date: 29/4/13 11:49 am
To: undisclosed-recipients:;

I had a fight this morning.

With a bag of sugar.

I thought ... "Sod it! They've changed the way they're opened! Fucking 'advances in technology'! How is an OAP supposed to contend with this??"

Well ... I got it opened, eventually.

Vxxx
PS Then, as I put the bag back into the larder ... I noticed I'd opened the bottom ... not the top. Me? No ... I wasn't distracted ... I wasn't thinking about something else at the time.