Subject: Well ... this one might be human ...
From: Veronica
Date: 24/4/13 6:33 pm
To: undisclosed-recipients:;

.... but this one CERTAINLY isn't:

Latest DNA Results:
Chimpanzee = 97% Human
Gorilla = 95% Human
Star Child = 50% Human (*) ... in fact further away from "Human" than anything else known.

(* Best Estimate ... based in the results obtained so far ... i.e. that the random results obtained thus far will continue to average throughout the entire genome)