Subject: Just saying goodbye ...
From: Veronica
Date: 20/3/13 2:54 pm
To: undisclosed-recipients:;

... to all those who will be 'Ascending' tomorrow because, according to 'the Internet' ... tomorrow - 21st March - Spring Equinox - is THE day!

Obviously, I won't be going, because I'm a bit too sceptical for that sort of thing.

And (apparently) you have to 'believe' in it (so I'm told).

Furthermore I've got a new Debit Card that runs until 2015, and therefore I haven't cancelled the Milkman.

Nevertheless - to all those who 'Ascend' - I wish the very best of British, in your brand new 4th or 5th Density!

On the other hand, if it doesn't quite go to plan ... errr ... WELCOME BACK to the jaded, faded, tired, worn out old 3rd Density!

Vxxx
(What? Me take the piss? Nah! Never! Not me. I'm a little angel)