Subject: Oh ... this is ... is ... (long overdue)
From: Veronica
Date: 14/3/13 1:59 am
To: undisclosed-recipients:;

Vatican buys £21million shares in a building that houses a Gay Sauna:
... and uses it to house Cardinals & Priests next door to the sauna!

And ... before the ink is even dry on the brand new Pope:
Former Cardinal and Pope-elect "Francis I", Jorge Mario Bergoglio, was accused of helping kidnap opponents of Argentina's military junta during the 1970's "Dirty War", and of baby trafficking, by lawyers and members of the Plaza de Mayo human rights group. (Los Angeles Times, April 17, 2005, "Argentine Cardinal Named in Kidnapping Lawsuit",
From the LA Times (in 2005 ... he thinks it's all forgotten)!!!

Aaaaah but it's not their fault (Bullshit Shields UP!):
It was the Devil wot dunnit, M'lud!

And, while I'm still chuckling at all the above ...
Job interview

Interviewer :  What would you consider to be your greatest weakness ?
Applicant :  Honesty.
Interviewer :  Honesty ?  I don't think honesty is a weakness.
Applicant :  I don't give a fuck what you think.

Now thats-a ma kind-a interview!