Subject: I've seen this before ...
From: Veronica
Date: 4/3/13 8:06 pm
To: undisclosed-recipients:;

... it was proposed as a 'true quote':

In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining a  pathologist. Here's what happened:

 Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you  taken the pulse?
 Pathologist: No.
 Attorney: Did you listen to the heart?
 Pathologist: No.
 Attorney: Did you check for breathing?
 Pathologist: No.
 Attorney: So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren't  sure the man was dead, were you?
 Pathologist: Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess it's possible he could be out there practicing law somewhere.