Subject: Met Policymen's hotline = Nazi Britain is now complete
From: Veronica
Date: 1/3/13 8:37 am
To: undisclosed-recipients:;

From Michael:
I saw my neighbour go out early this morning, it's an unusual change in pattern as I have been monitioring his movements for some time. Is this something I ought to phone in?

I mean he is a muslim....
My reply:
Dear Michael,

You should definitely report this if his demeanour was suspicious. Did he 'look around'? Was he 'casing the joint'? Does he have a moustache? That sort of thing. Does he wear glasses? That sort of thing is used to change one's appearance - which is obviously suspicious. Does he live next door? That's suspicious because it's a well-known fact that the London Bombers lived next door to other people. Is he married? Does he have children? Once again, that was the pattern for the London Bombers. Does he ever speak to you? Is he cheerful? That could all be a facade.

Of course ... it's probably nothing ... but one can't be too careful in Nazi Britain.